This is a call from Toronto

The phone rings.
“Hello! This is the CIBC from Toronto!” says the automated recording. “Please wait for the next available operator.”
Oh. And I am supposed to feel what? Special? because you’re calling from Toronto? And it’s an automated call? And you don’t even know who I am? Just the next name on the autodial list?
Oh! Hello? I am a Nigerian prince.
Hang up.

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